saying “all these sexualities and genders are too complicated” is really funny its like saying dam there are too many hair colors dam . i cant handle anything thats different from me
"I don’t understand your hair color, so I’m just going to call it this other color that it’s not, but makes me more comfortable. actually I don’t think your hair color exists at all."
Don’t do your homework, Kevin did and now he’s dead
the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
Benedict Cumberbatch reads R.Kelly’s “Genius” [x]
I don’t even have to have audio to react
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
I love how he kisses his own hand
Can we just stop for a moment and appreciate all of the sexiness here.
Tyler Hoechlin in Neckz ‘n Throats
I needed some sexiness back on my blog
Is this real? Tell me this is real?
perks of being short
- ur automatically cute by default
- very portable, people carry u places
- rly rad nicknames
cons of being short
- u cant reach anything
- not so rad nicknames
- people use u as an armrest sometimes
perks of being tall
- u can reach things
- u can boop people on their head
- u get to use people as armrests
cons of being tall
- ur basically a portable landmark
- people use u to hide from the sun
- u can’t hide from anyone
Scott, what did you tell him?
#Hugh Laurie for God
he kinda looks like he’s in the ‘i write sins not tragedies’ video
Hey dad could you turn the heat up just a little bit
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
come on guys, i worked the best pun of my life in at the end
get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.
is it true that in the south, when it snows, no matter how little, you get the day off
in florida if it hits less then 65 you get the day off
#my deepeST HOPE#for these two#is that their journey goes along the same path#spiralling into the darkness#and coming out on the other side#having HELPED each other through it#because it seems like no one’s going to totally get what Stiles is going through#it’s obviously going to affect him in this HUGE way#and who better than the person who has been through the most shit in town nay the WORLD#to be slowly MAYBE getting their shit together#and seeing a friend losing it#and having their back#and protectecting them#cos whether these two scenes have been put together intentionally or not#you know subtext: Stiles is losing it; Derek is sliding in to defend him#IDK#either WAY#i would like for Derek to SEE that Stiles is going through a rough time#and in the same way Stiles has helped Derek#protected Derek#Derek could do the same#it won’t be shippy because LOL LBR JD JUST WON’T EVER#shots fired yadiyada#but it could just be that they go from unwilling allies to genuine friends#going along similar routes and dealing with it together#w/e in my head canon of a happy future Stiles will steal pillows from the hospital to take home#and be like ‘they match your eyes when you get turned on’#BAHA (via stilinskisparkles)
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